Well this is shocking.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/04/2016 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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I had been told for years that Jesus drove an Accord.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 13:44

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What’s not shocking is two Toyotas in a pic from you.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 13:45

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Always thought of him as a Kenworth fan.

Nibby > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 10/04/2016 at 13:45

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dem comfy Siennas

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 13:56

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I found this sweet green S197 convertible for you yesterday.

Also double Yotas.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 10/04/2016 at 13:56

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Spoooooooky Jesus

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 13:57

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Don’t be silly. Everybody knows that Jesus rode a T Rex.

jimz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 14:05

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In high school I had one of these shirts:

I lost count of how many people saw it as a way to proselytize to me. I kept thinking “man, if you only knew what “Ministry” actually is.”

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 14:05

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The real question is: does Jesus know how to drive?

Cars weren’t around when Jesus was turning water into pumpkin spiced lattes. He was getting around by velociraptor or whatever dinosaur he chose that day.

BUT! Jesus is the son of God. God is all knowing. So God should be able to drive a car. But knowing isn’t the same as doing. If God knows, Jesus knows too, right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan 10/04/2016 at 14:10

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Damn that’s clean

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Funktheduck 10/04/2016 at 14:10

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All I heard was “Paseo”

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 14:13

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That was always hearsay for Jesus did not speak of his own accord. For all we know Jesus could have had a thing for El Caminos  

Future next gen S2000 owner > Funktheduck 10/04/2016 at 14:22

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If my dad taught me anything, it’s that he knows how to do something the right way and, apparently, I don’t.

crowmolly > Funktheduck 10/04/2016 at 14:31

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Absolutely. Carrie Underwood would not lie to us. Would she?

DynamicWeight > Funktheduck 10/04/2016 at 14:36

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Jesus is giving out free pumpkin spice lattes!? Oh... OH I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! PRAISE BE PRAISE BE!!

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 14:43

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that’s your answer for everything!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 10/04/2016 at 14:44

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And I’m never wrong. Coincidence?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2016 at 15:33

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He does, but his power steering pump decided to die and come back to life again.